Don’t ever fall in love with me. I will learn how to do origami just so I can make you a swan every morning and lay it gently on your forehead so when you wake up and roll over you crush it and feel bad that you did that. Don’t ever fall in love with me.
reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience
You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.
Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story
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